The bishop on the boat
1:20|2020|humor+story
You know the joke about the bishop who was on the boat and he was drowning. And he was a long time devotee of God. So the boat was downing and he said, God will come and save me. So his boatman comes. His come, brother, I come. He said, no, no, not you. I've been devoted to God for so long. God will come and save me. You see? Then one other speedboat comes. Same thing. God will come and save me. Then when helicopter comes, they put down the ladder. He said, no, no, not you. God has to come. I'm such a bit devotee of God. So what happens is that he didn't follow you. Most of you have heard this story, then follows the instruction. So then what happened, boat, drums, his body dies in this. And then in the story, he reaches heaven. No, because of all his good deeds he's gone to heaven. And he meets God there and he throws a big, big con, such a tantrum. You, I don't believe in you anymore. You told me, you will always be with me. You see? I was so devoted to you. I did everything to be in service to you. I got so many to your congregation. You see? And yet, when I needed you, you didn't come. You see? And you know, God says, for I came, as boatman came and said,